Unfortunately, I did not have any chips in my apartment, and I know tortilla chips aren't even that great for you, so I improvised. I made my own.
And if I made them, they had to be easy. Basically, I ripped up my sprouted grain tortillas and popped them in the oven on a cookie sheet at about 400 degrees for five minutes. Then I flipped them and sprinkled a little cheese on top, and put them in for a few more minutes, until the cheese melted. Boom. Done. They were crispy and delicious and exactly what I was looking for.
Unlike healthy pizza, healthy tortilla chips do exist.